You're my little dorito
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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