...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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