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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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