we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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