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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.

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Shampoo is better I go on first and clean the hair. No conditioner is better I make the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool really

Submitted by sjc26 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:34am

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- haha billy madison ftw
  
  Submitted by zZzt1n0zZz on Apr 9, 10 at 1:21am
  
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It's too hot outside for a penguin!

Submitted by 69_Charger on Apr 8, 10 at 11:42am

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Use super glue it feels amazing

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 5:43pm

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From extensive experience giving shower hand jobs, I concur.

Submitted by liltrombonista on Apr 8, 10 at 12:18pm

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You just found this out.. What a shame... Conditioner is like the heroin of masturbation lubricants...

Submitted by road2recovery86 on Apr 8, 10 at 1:48pm

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Stop looking at me swan!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 11:39am

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Why don't you just use lube? That's what it was made for

Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 8, 10 at 12:11pm

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Dude! (grabs conditioner and runs to the bathroom) be back in 10!!!!!

Submitted by beg4pie on Apr 8, 10 at 11:35pm

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- Haha.. so was it nice?
  
  Submitted by Yesheshot on Apr 9, 10 at 1:53pm
  
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p.s. it also works really well when girls decide to play in the shower

Submitted by baby_girl143 on Apr 8, 10 at 12:07pm

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You get a 2 in 1 in this....feels good, an u wash ur pubs at same time.... 2/2 here....

Submitted by white_wolf on Apr 8, 10 at 11:43am

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Try a fleshlight instead

Submitted by dannycatania on Apr 8, 10 at 1:39pm

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- I concur!
  
  Submitted by JnOaRdDrAoNj on Apr 8, 10 at 6:07pm
  
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Haha I used conditioner to give a bitch a body massage one time. She said that "lotion" felt amazing. Conditioner the new duct tape?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 5:34pm

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In my personally written, "Grandma's Every Day Remedies" I've included many useful substances for masturbation which may be laying around your home. Those include, but are not limited to: Toothpaste, nail polish (black works best), and even battery acid.

Submitted by NakedGrandma on Apr 9, 10 at 5:55pm

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Old news....

Submitted by Michguy on Apr 8, 10 at 2:14pm

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You obviously haven't tried BBQ sause

Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 10, 10 at 1:43am

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- haha. baller
  
  Submitted by barnesiznoble on Feb 9, 11 at 1:27am
  
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Lube doesn't hold up in the shower, and conditioner feels amazing. Standing up to bust is great too.

Submitted by Miltdog on Apr 8, 10 at 1:25pm

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Hersheys chocolate syrup (for chocolate milk) is the best!!!!!

Submitted by jollygymsocks on Jun 14, 10 at 1:55am

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Ur body absorbs the oil creating exactly opposite what u want lmfao!!!

Submitted by abbyb301980 on Apr 9, 10 at 8:11am

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Yeah agree with you, also try aftershave when u don't feel like getting into the shower

Submitted by DIntoxicologist on Apr 8, 10 at 4:32pm

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So true!!

Submitted by alterego28 on Apr 8, 10 at 3:05pm

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Wait conditioner on b4 the shower or during?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 9:16am

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Try shaving cream.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 11:33am

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You should tr lickity stiff find it at www.slumberpartiesbylinlee.com

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 11:50am

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I heard shooting Heroine into your penis vein is better.

Submitted by cazzo on Apr 8, 10 at 3:40pm

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Use Vicks VapoRub. It's even better. No, I'm dead serious. Do it.

Submitted by buberto on Apr 9, 10 at 5:44pm

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Baby shampoo that doesn't get inside the hole and start burning!!

Submitted by enjoy420 on Apr 12, 10 at 5:17am

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Ummm got Vaseline?

Submitted by amonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 10:33am

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Not good lube in a girl though.. Apparently it stings..

Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Apr 9, 10 at 1:48am

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Damn, you know I have to try that now.

Submitted by BorisYeltsin on Apr 8, 10 at 7:05pm

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I used to use lotion because it moisturize at the same time but conditioner feels better and leaves my pubes with a healthy shine.

Submitted by maskedman on Apr 9, 10 at 4:33am

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Haha yep

Submitted by zflipoff on Apr 8, 10 at 10:44pm

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True

Submitted by jay7 on Apr 9, 10 at 3:21am

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Sense when is it jerking I thought if was Jacking off?! Maybe it's both but the other sounds better get it right!

Submitted by dcas77 on Apr 8, 10 at 5:18pm

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If soap burns when you get it in your eyes what happens when it gets in other places, huh? I wouldn't wanna find out.

Submitted by 11:11 on Apr 8, 10 at 10:38pm

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I can't because uncut

Submitted by mitchell on Apr 8, 10 at 6:36pm

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- which means you don't need anything! hood FTW!
  
  Submitted by scolac on Apr 11, 10 at 1:31am
  
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Eww that's sick

Submitted by shesbittersweet on Apr 8, 10 at 12:48pm

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- EVERYBODY FAPS. GET OVER IT.
  
  Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Apr 8, 10 at 2:49pm
  
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  - Totally agree.
    
    Submitted by Leroy on Apr 9, 10 at 12:37pm
    
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    triple agree.
    
    Submitted by Unintelligenda on Apr 10, 10 at 4:08am
    
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    Quadruple agree. And conditioner is awesome.
    
    Submitted by AwesomeDude on May 13, 10 at 1:46pm
    
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