Dual....:-)
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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