I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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