You work out of a Hotel?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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