I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
someone owes me an orgasm
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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