The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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