I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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