please come you make the beer taste better
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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