My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Come see our sink grown plant.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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