Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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