I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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