so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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