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Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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