i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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