Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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