I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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