ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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