lets start a swedish sibling band together
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
