he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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