I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she peed on how many people?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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