He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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