Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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