why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
