"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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