i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
