Already got asked if we're dating
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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