I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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