I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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