So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
420 ftw
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Alive.
So much puke
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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