So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm getting married
To pizza
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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