She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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