drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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