How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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