Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just tell him i said nine months
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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