he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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