i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Bring me that man meat
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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