Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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