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(864): View more from South Carolina

idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro

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(303): View more from Colorado

There are paw prints all over my ceiling.

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(636): View more from Missouri

there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter

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(512): View more from Texas

that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club

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(315): View more from New York

mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.

(315): View more from New York

hahahaha slap the bag.

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(760): View more from California

Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule

(856): View more from New Jersey

Lmao sorry

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"

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(719): View more from Colorado

With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.

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