So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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