The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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