I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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