Got a toothbrush?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
When are your genitals available?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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