I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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