So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just googled if crying burns calories
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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