how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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