Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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